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Watering all your plants
And killing all the ants
Walk across the counter
Sticky soda feet you wanna walk around
And you complain
I left the toaster oven
On again
Doggy's barking go fuck yourself
Your pencil pouching, shard of something stuck in your shoes
It's the blues and your the devil
And I'm a fiddle player that
Kills you
Walking on the moon
I should be home soon
Hope you hear me hacking
Puking in your room
You wanna walk around
And you complain
I left the magic bullet
On again
Doggy's barking go fuck yourself
Your pencil pouching, shard of something stuck in your shoes
It's the blues and your the devil
And I'm a fiddle player that
Kills you
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BB Gun
02:35
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I wanna shoot the sun with a bb gun
And the bleeding gums I'm dumb, dumb
I show my fake ID but I'm 23 and you know it's me I'm dumb, dumb
Oooooooo aaaaaaa
I'm never coming home cause I can play the saxophone I'm
A tractor trailer truck and my showers done and this jerky sucks I'm dumb, dumb
Oooooooo aaaaaaa
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3. |
Frog
02:58
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I'm passing by spot a frog in my eye
On the street does he see a car coming
Look out, oooooooo no
For your life flashes by, I
If you wanna go froggin don't go, by yourself
And if you wanna go sluggin someone, in the face
I don't wanna be bugging about, about you
And I don't wanna be bugging out, out
Tadpole and all, spots in the parking lot
That I like, fish looking for the frog
He died, oooooooo salmonella suicide, I
If you wanna go froggin don't go, by yourself
And if you wanna go sluggin someone, in the face
I don't wanna be bugging about, about you
And I don't wanna be bugging out, out
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4. |
Beatles
01:47
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I'm in the Beatles
You're in the eagles
Life in the fast lane sucks
I don't know if you read my mind but in my dreams you pull my
I'm eating milk duds
I think she still does
Modelo butt chugs in the yard
I don't know if you read my mind but in my dream you pulled my face off
Pulled it right off
Everyone saw you do it
Everyone's all stupid
Never again
I don't know if you read my mind but in my dream you pulled my face off
Pulled it right off
Everyone saw you do it
Everyone's all stupid
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Tarranchulas
01:45
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Fuzzy fingers, big brown pinchers
Ta ta rantulas
Dog sitter, I know you're a big spider a thousand legger killing machine
Dog shitter, I know you're a dog shitter, a creepy crawling critter queen
Fuzzy fingers, big brown pinchers
Dogs dogs dogs dogs
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6. |
Craig
03:10
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Somebody sell me something good to eat
I'm sick of sucking on your dirty feet
When poppin pimples really got you down
And clipping toenails just to hear the sound
Craig's killing time with a knife when he's asleep
Craig's feeling fine, wastes his time watching TV
Stop taking pictures of me ogre boy
I gotta get the girls happy meal toy
If eating oysters you can suck em down
A spooky foister on the edge of town
Craig's killing time with a knife when he's asleep
Craig's feeling fine, wastes his time watching TV
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7. |
Milk
03:47
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Milk in my cup
Hate in my heart
Smoke in my lungs
Tobacco in my gums
Cowboy gun
On the run
Outlaw scum
Hit and run
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